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Music

Here's links to Steve Sonday's album, Lawdy! and a bunch of other music stuff. Lawdy! (page bottom) features some great jazz playing and song lyrics not suitable for Mother's Day. It's social commentary that's not afraid to invoke the all-American cheap shot to highlight the pertinent issues of the day — except Thursday. Steve goes to figure skating class on Thursdays.


First Annual Kenny G CD Burning!

Fling Kenny's profane effluvium into the fiery pit. When the molton polycarbonate gets hot enough, we're gonna roast a pig to celebrate Chalie Parker's birthday! (Anything non-Kenny labeled "smooth jazz" is also inferno-acceptable.)

When: August 29
Where: Charlie's grave site in Blue Summit, Missouri

Links to Other Sites

NY Times Jazz Articles

Link to Jazz.com / Ambitious new attempt to document / discuss the jazz universe

Great Big Band by Arranger/Composer Phil Kelly

When you care enough to send the very best and the Hallmark Card Shop is closed—
Send the tenor sax of Pete Christlieb


Now Available!

The Royal Romany of Stefan, Featuring the Tuned Whips and Tongued Accordion of Dame Helga

At last Steve Sonday's critically-acclaimed 8-track boxed set of jazz yodel has been declassified by the Pentagon. Order directly from Helga, last spotted living in a Romanian trailer park with Mr. Jascha the famed Gypsy pickpocket and part-time hairdresser.

Helga will personally autograph all copies with the blood of a freshly killed chicken. (Note that she signs only with the blood of certified organic, free-range Dorking cocks.) Dame Helga accepts travelers' checks as well as travelers' kidneys and travelers' livers suitable for transplant.


Go to the album pages by clicking on the covers below:



Lawdy!

"Steven, what are you doing in there? You better not be
playing with your feet again!"

 

Them Bones

Click it and find out how many trombone players
it takes to screw in a light bulb.... "To hold up his
pants"? No, that ain't it.

 


W.K. Kellog says...

Steve Sonday's album Lawdy! is a big favorite with Snap, Crackle and Pop. And it's fantastic with fresh blueberries!

G. Beltone Liddy

Lawdy! would have been the best album I'd ever heard if Wal-Mart hadn't botched my cochlea surgery. But the toaster works fine."

J. Edgar Hoover

"In Lawdy! I spy a hit in the making! I also spy the dossiers of some real cute boys down at the bus stop!”

Nancy Grace

“Music? I wouldn’t know Beethoven if he bit me on the ass. But I sure wish he would! ‘Cause next week’s topic is ‘Can Dead Ass-biting Composers Be Rehabilitated?’ So, Ludwig, if you’re out there listening…”

Wolf Blitzer

“The Lawdy! album's okay, but what's behind Beethoven's biting Nancy Grace on the ass? For this and more, don’t miss up-to-the minute uncoverage of Nancy Grace’s butt tonight on ‘Late Edition.'"

Les Trois Stooges Nouveaux

Johnny, Barack & Hillary play the Lawdy! CD at all their functions...and dysfunctions.

Senator Ted Stevens

"My idea of heaven? A long walk in the pork across the Bridge to Nowhere with Lawdy! wafting in the ol' headphones. Ah, the ultimate  'other white meat'!"