The officious dorkchop finally retiring? Got somebody to roast, skewer, or just insult for no particular reason? Here's your chance to get Steve Sonday to write a tune as nasty or benign as you want. It'll be done in a professional sound studio and e-mailed to you within a working week — in three working days, if you need it right away and have an extra $500. A backup CD copy will be snail-mailed.
It'll cost you or your company the bargain rate of $2000. That includes one chorus of original music and lyrics performed on piano, sung by Mr. Sonday, himself. If you want the band with that or an extra pair of pants, or maybe you want it sung by a real singer — sexy blondes and midget transsexuals are all the rage — it'll cost a little more. The price entitles you to use the tune in any way you want. In any way except for profit.
Get in touch and we'll oil up the Meat Grinder of Muse!